used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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