i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important