whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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