Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
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I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
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