Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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