About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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