love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
My balls are so social today.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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