You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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