I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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