Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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