I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
did you just send me my own nude
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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