My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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