everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
smell my finger.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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