He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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