if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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