I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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