Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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