Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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