ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Still dying that you shit outside
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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