I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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