i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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