Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Did I show you my penis last night?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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