They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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