She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
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Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize