can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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