He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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