Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
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