I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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