Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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