The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
In America we eat man semen.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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