i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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