Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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