i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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