She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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