After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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