I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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