butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Who died my cat blue again?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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