Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
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there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
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I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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