I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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