worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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