i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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