If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Randomize