Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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