So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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