No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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