check it out our google latitudes are spooning
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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