So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Alive.
So much puke
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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