Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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