I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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