Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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