His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
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Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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