8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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