what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
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