haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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