My brain says no but my pants say off.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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