yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
You almost got us killed.
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