she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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